If today was the last day, what would you eat?
If it's the last day, I'm gonna assume it's Judgement day. Given that, I'd guess I'd eat a Mentos (the Freshmaker!™) look up and wink at the sky, and God would give me this "Oh you!" look and I'd be forgiven all my sins and swept up to heaven on a sweet guitar lick.
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For those whom a merciful and loving God spared from seeing them, be spared no longer! Here is what I'm talkin' 'bout:
Die! Why wont you DIE!
Mentos? How's that supposed to make you feel full?
ReplyDeleteIf it were the last day i would eat beef sausages. Man, I love beef sausages. Every time I mention beef sausages, my guy friends all snigger. I know, I know. Saying that I like to eat beef sausages has a sexual undertone to it. But I tell ya, it has nothing to do with their shape. I would still eat beef sausages even if they were shaped like balls. Hmmmmm..does'nt help my case, does it?