Wednesday, June 8, 2011


BREAKING NEWS: Godzilla Calls Press Conference for Thursday, 1pm EST. 

CONCORD (AP) -Today, a spokesman for Godzilla, the former destructive force of nature, issued a statement that Godzilla would be appearing tomorrow in Concord, New Hampshire to deliver a "major announcement." City officials seemed taken aback by the development. When reached for comment, the mayors office issued a brief statement, "AAAAAAAHHHHGHHHHHH."

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