Monday, January 9, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: GIGAN ENTERS RACE

BREAKING NEWS: GIGAN TO ENTER U.S. PRESIDENTIAL RACE  

HOPES TO CAPTURE THE G-PARTY NOMINATION 

CONCORD, NH (AP) Today Gigan, the space-mutant cyborg, known for his combative personality, announced his candidacy for President of the United States. 


The stunning announcement, which was not anticipated, was made in a quickly convened press conference in Concord.


Gigan indicated that he was seeking the G-Party nomination.


When asked why he was running he stated, "Because Godzilla is a punk."

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