HOPES TO CAPTURE THE G-PARTY NOMINATION
CONCORD, NH (AP) Today Gigan, the space-mutant cyborg, known for his combative personality, announced his candidacy for President of the United States.
The stunning announcement, which was not anticipated, was made in a quickly convened press conference in Concord.
Gigan indicated that he was seeking the G-Party nomination.
When asked why he was running he stated, "Because Godzilla is a punk."