Monday, January 9, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: GIGAN ENTERS RACE

BREAKING NEWS: GIGAN TO ENTER U.S. PRESIDENTIAL RACE  

HOPES TO CAPTURE THE G-PARTY NOMINATION 

CONCORD, NH (AP) Today Gigan, the space-mutant cyborg, known for his combative personality, announced his candidacy for President of the United States. 


The stunning announcement, which was not anticipated, was made in a quickly convened press conference in Concord.


Gigan indicated that he was seeking the G-Party nomination.


When asked why he was running he stated, "Because Godzilla is a punk."

Friday, January 6, 2012

Godzilla News: Book publishing deal falls through

Where's Godzilla? Book publishing deal fails to materialize.

SOMERVILLE, MA (AP) Today, Candlewick Press announced they will not be publishing a scheduled children's book collaboration with well known film star Godzilla. Godzilla, currently running as an independent candidate for President, expressed his disappointment over the decision.

Pictured: Godzilla's disappointment.


Marty Lineart, a Candlewick spokesperson said, "Unfortunately, the book project encountered some difficulties we just didn't consider.

Candlewick press, which publishes the popular "Where's Waldo" series, had initially hoped to produce a similar series using Godzilla's enduring popularity.

Here is a sample image from the canceled "Where's Godzilla?" project:


It wasn't deemed challenging enough.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

HAPPY NEW SUNDAY!!

HAPPY NEW SUNDAY!!

So, another Saturday has come and gone! It seems like just yesterday I was waking up to a bright new Saturday, full of hope and anticipation, and here we are, saying "see ya" to Saturday and "boo ya!" to a new Sunday. I think of all the things I did this last Saturday, from breakfast, to lunch, to the shower I took, to the time I spent reading a comic book on the john, to dinner, and I wonder, "where did all the day go?" But now the clock has turned past 12:00 and, for better or worse, we enter a new Sunday.

What will this day hold for our world? Will the coming Sunday be better than the Saturday before it? And so, as the world honors the passing Saturday, with much fanfare and puking, here's hoping that this new Sunday will bring beautiful things for you and your loved ones.

Make good use of your time. Don't let the day just slip by. Remember, everything is different, we've entered a whole new day.

Welcome, Sunday.