|The original Barry White|
Confucious, born around 551 B.C. is well known as a a great Chinese philosopher/thinker. What is not so well known is how "bootyliscious" he was.
Sadly, most of his best love sayings have been hijacked by rock and pop artists over the years and the original authorship long forgotten.
Some of his finer lines:
"If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with."
"If your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend."
"You can't hurry love. No, you just have to wait."
"She's got legs. She knows how to use them."
There is no doubt - Confucious was a genius.