If today was the last day, what would you eat?

If today was the last day, what would you eat?

If it's the last day, I'm gonna assume it's Judgement day. Given that, I'd guess I'd eat a Mentos (the Freshmaker!™) look up and wink at the sky, and God would give me this "Oh you!" look and I'd be forgiven all my sins and swept up to heaven on a sweet guitar lick.

Hey...it's all good!

For those whom a merciful and loving God spared from seeing them, be spared no longer! Here is what I'm talkin' 'bout:

  Die! Why wont you DIE!

Lego Masterpiece of the Day

Lego Masterpiece of the Day by Michal Herbolt
  
This is absofrickinlutely brilliant! I love the off kilter angles everything seems a little askew which makes it look so natural. The textures are so well rendered; just the right amount of different colors. The trees are a great touch as well. Do yourself a huge favor and check out some of the interior shots, they're awesome.

Mr. Pigmon's Guide to Marital Bliss: Part 1

Hey Boss! Mr. Pigmon here! I'm here to help all YOU ladies achieve "Marital Bliss!" I don't have a P.H.D., any psychological or sociological training, and I've never actually met a woman. Hell, I'm not even human! Ha ha! All of this makes me well suited to offer advice on how YOU should live to attain that harmonious relationship with your hubby!

Let me start by saying although I've never met a woman, I've seen plenty of television and movies and especially vintage guidance materials so I have a better view than most on the subject!


Part 1: What kind of woman will you be?

Scientists have determined that there are to kinds of women, as demonstrated by this chart:

Fig 1: What will the girl become? Ho or homemaker?

As a girl develops, decisions she makes will determine what kind of woman she will become. If she makes "bad" choices (illustrated above on the left) she will wind up an Outcast: a manless, unmarried, probably drunken, self-hating, crazy cat lady. If she makes "good" choices (shown on the right) she will become an honored grandmother, or the Donna Reed.

Clearly, if you are a woman who wants marital bliss, the right side is the right choice! This means, that early on, you must avoid bad literature (anything that will put 'ideas' in your head). I would recommend you read the Dick and Jane series, good wholesome stories, and not too difficult for the developing female mind! Also, as indicated, obedience is key! Once you learn that, the key to happiness is close at hand!

Make "good" choices, obey, and this could be you!

Now, maybe your saying, "But Mr. Pigmon, I'm already 26, living a fast life with dissipation. What do I do now?" Well, I'm sorry Ms. Winehouse but, there's not much I can do.

Fig 2: Fast life and dissipation

Remember ladies, the world is wide open to you. Whether you want to be a homemaker or teacher, or seamstress or stay at home mom, the decisions you make, or better yet, that your husband makes for you, will determine what kind of woman you will become.





Don't worry! Mr. Pigmon will return with more marital advice soon!

Oh, and remember, Mr. Pigmon is here to help! If you have any comments or questions feel free to leave them!

See ya, Boss!

Happy Father's Day from EyeJustMadeItUp!

Happy Father's Day from
EyeJustMadeItUp!

Have a wonderful Father's day all you dad's out there! Take the time to play with your little Godzilla (wait, that didn't sound right), I mean, enjoy your time with your children. They will only be this age once; tomorrow they'll be a day older! But the day past cannot be got back. Fatherhood is truly the most exciting, fulfilling, enlightening task I've ever undertaken. My son is my joy. Have fun with your kids! Build LEGO! Play catch! Go fishin'! Bake a cake! Eat a cake! Love! Live!

Weeeeee! Kid, your breaking the ol' man's back! Aw, love ya anyway!

 

LEGO Masterpeice of the Day

LEGO Godzilla by Moko

Yes, what you are beholding is Godzilla made of LEGO. This model is impressive in both size and execution. For those unaware, Moko is a master builder; his Brickshelf account offers loads of interesting builds and techniques. This creation is somewhat old but appropriate given it's relevance to developments in the Presidential election.

This model is chock full of snot (and no, I'm not talking about buggers) and creative building techniques.

To give some idea of the scale involved, here's a pic of the tail with a minifig.

 

Now that's what I call a nice piece a tail...

I would estimate the full figure to be about 3' - 4' tall. Moko is a building God...zilla! *rimshot*
Really, do yourself a favor and explore the rest of this gallery. While your at it, go through the rest of his brickshelf galleries. I guarantee you it's worth it!

I'm Godzilla, and I approve this LEGO Masterpiece of the day

UPDATE: Godzilla E-mail Controversy

UPDATE: Godzilla E-mail Controversy

Just saw Chris Matthews on MSNBC discussing the Godzilla situation and rally that just took place in Manchester. He said, "When I saw the level of love and emotion; I mean, you don't usually see that kind of love for a politician. And when they zoomed in and you could see Godzilla, he had this tear rolling down his face, thinking of all he's gone through and the picture of his junk, I, I felt this thrill shoot right up my leg." He then excused himself.

"I felt a tingle..."

Wow. Not to dissimilar to this incident.

The "G Party" Emerges: Voters show support

Manchester residents hold signs and flags in support of Godzilla.

The "G Party" Emerges

Voters Show Support for their "Big G"

MANCHESTER MA (AP) - Supporters rallied in Manchester NH to show support for Godzilla, amid an emerging e-mail scandal. On Thursday, it was reported that an Idaho college student received a lewd e-mail from an account linked to Godzilla.

Despite the controversy, Godzilla supporters, many referring to themselves as "G Pariters," cheered enthusiastically, waving signs and flags, when Godzilla appeared on the scene. The crowd seemed unfazed by the situation, and a small but very vocal contingent chanted repeatedly, "Who da ho? I da ho!" in an apparent response to Idaho Attorney General Lawrence Wasden's announcement that he was "looking into the matter."

Godzilla seemed visibly moved by the display of affection; a single tear trickling down his face. He let out a choked up "SKEEEEERONK" and quickly departed.